Shooting Off More Than Your Mouth

People should always think twice when they are considering cheating. This is a good advice for how one approaches the game of poker and life in general. For example, John Wayne Bobbitt was punished for his romantic wanderings by having his wife play "this little piggy went to market" with his favorite appendage. Bill Clinton is repaying his Karmic debt to his wife by being an active, yet buffoonish, player in what is turning out to be one of the biggest upsets in American political history. Both of these pale in comparison to how Duane Demaris Crittenden II of Marion County, Florida dealt with three people that he believed were cheating him at poker.