I'm Out of Here

There are some things that violate unwritten social mores in ways that would convince even the sedate Ms. Manners to administer a savage beating. These violations of good behavior are usually obvious. For example, emphasizing the fact that your mother-in-law's roast was a tad overdone by comparing it to leather or packing foam is probably not something that a polite person should do. With that said, one of the most well known breaches of etiquette in the world of poker is to leave the table when you are way ahead on cash.