Respect Dealers

Dealers manage to get through most hands without showing anything that resembles emotion on their faces. This might lead people to believe that a dealer's DNA may share some common genetics with Vulcans, or at the very least, Romulans. Of course this is not possible seeing as science has yet to discover pointy eared, sarcastic humanoid aliens living outside our solar system. Then again, for decades scientists believed in spontaneous generation and a sun that revolved around the earth, so what do they know? The reality is that dealers are very human, and while common sense tells us to treat the them with respect, a lot of players chuck their common sense out the window when things are not going their way at the table.