To Slowplay or Not to Slowplay

In the movie "Revenge of the Sith", Obi-Wan Kenobi makes the statement that only a Sith deals in absolutes. Apparently Mr. Kenobi missed the fact that his own statement is an absolute and qualifies him for a black robe and red light saber. This of course doesn't change the fact that absolutes really don't work when it comes to complex subjects such as poker. In more than one article and publication it has been noticed that the writer has used the word "never" when talking about slowplaying AA or KK hole cards before the flop.