Speed It Up

Have you ever been caught driving behind an octogenarian who treats the speed limit like a suggestion and feels that the biggest contribution to society is teaching us "young wipper-snappers" that there is nothing wrong with going 25mph on the freeway? While anybody below the age where visiting nurse is among daily necessities will agree that the type of people mentioned above should give up their licenses and be taught to use public transportation, a lot of poker players behave at the table like an elderly driver.