Soft Body and Bad Poker

On the surface it would appear that somebody with a large, soft posterior is naturally built for sitting. Nature (or the Hostess Snack Cake company) it seems has provided them with a natural pillow. Theoretically this would be an advantage in any competition that involves a lot of sitting. Like many topics that seem logical when two dimensional thinking is applied, somebody whose diet and exercise program consists of fudge and watching Celebrity Fit Club on VH1 is actually at a huge disadvantage at the poker table.